9allék famma zouz bnét awél marra yod5lou lel cinéma ...aya béch yebda el film tfé idhaw ...ghazrét tofla el sa7bet-ha 9altelha : 9olt el ommék béch nbétou houni ?
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fama tofla da5let retard lel classe ...le prof 9alha yé benti chbik ltawa ...9atlou Monsieur famma wé7éd yetbouléd 3lia fel tnya ...9alha ey 3ad chbih hédha i5allik tji retard ..9atlou maw sidi yemchi bechoya .
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famma wé7éd tla3 lel car ...3ejbettou tofla ... 7ké m3aha ...w ki hbat 5dhé noumrou il car .
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famma rajél kbir mridh ...mché 3adda 3and etbib ...9alou yelzmek scanner ...9alou weldi w chnowa hédha scanner ...9alou tna77i 7wéyjik lkol béch nsawrouk ..9alou béhi ...mché lel sbitar ...tla3 fil ascenceur fi bélou héka scanner na77a 7wéyjou lkol ...w9ef fi étage t7al el béb ..chéféttou farmlia 9alét : euuuuuuhhhhhh ...9alha chnoya bnayti cancer
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9allek femma dabuza fanta u dabuza coca i3oumu fil b7ar houm hakeka u da5let 3alihum dabuza celtia :-) 5osret 3ada el fanta lil coca u 9altelha: haya haya no5rju el clocharet de5let
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a7ek!!
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9allik famma mdina kollha nass ka3ba la kän 3andhum schärä3 fih 7ofra!
inass ilkol ta7u fihä! illi kasser khaschmu welli kasser yeddu...!
yäkhi 9alu lazem nschufu 7al il hal 7ofra
3amlu ijtimä3 bäsch yetnä9schu kifäsch ya3mlu m3a il7fra!
awil wa7id 9alilhom: ta3rfu asch na3mlu? a7na enjibou karahbet ilis3äf wn7ottoha ba7tha il7ofra! wkol win iti7 wä7id hauka ithizzou lisbitar fissäa3!
yakhi jä wa7id w9all 3läsch? a7na nibniou sbitar bä7tha il7ofra w hika nereb7ou il wa9t well issonss
yakhi jä äthka wähid fihoum w9al: intouma mata3rfousch tfakkrou! a7na nirdmu il7ofra bittrab wno7frou wahda ochra ba7tha issbitar
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9alek femma djeja u batta el batta tbi3 3athmetha bi 60 cent u djeja bi 50 cent.
3ada ghazret el batta li djeja u 9altelha: schoufft 3athmti ena ma7leha kbira
ghasretelha edjeja u 9alet ih hi tow ena 3ala 10 cent n9ata3 rou7i. haha mein favorit
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Femma wa7ed hez em3aah koura lel 5edma za3ma a3leh ?
Bech imarqui nharu lol
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Femma wa7ed 3indu rendez vous m3a tofla hez m3a mgharfa 3alech???
bech i7arkelha cho3urha
